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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> 
+<xsl:stylesheet version="1.0" xmlns:xsl="http://www.w3.org/1999/XSL/Transform" xmlns:s="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9"> 
+    <xsl:output method="html" encoding="UTF-8"/> 
+    <xsl:template match="/"> 
+        <html> 
+            <head> 
+                <title>c.stupid.cat Sitemap</title> 
+                <style>
+                    @font-face {
+                        font-family: 'Comic Code';
+                        src: url('/css/fonts/ComicCode.woff2');
+                    }
+                    :root {
+                        --base: #1e1e2e;
+                        --mantle: #181825;
+                        --crust: #11111b;
+                        --surface: #313244;
+                        --text: #cdd6f4;
+                        --subtext: #a6adc8;
+                        --pink: #f5c2e7;
+                        --blue: #89b4fa;
+                    }
+                    * {
+                        box-sizing: border-box;
+                    }
+                    body {
+                        min-height: 100vh;
+                        margin: 0;
+                        padding: 2rem 1rem;
+                        font-family: "Comic Code", monospace;
+                        background:
+                        linear-gradient(
+                        135deg,
+                        var(--base),
+                        var(--mantle) 60%,
+                        var(--crust)
+                        );
+                        color: var(--text);
+                    }
+                    .container {
+                        max-width: 850px;
+                        margin:auto;
+                    }
+                    h1 {
+                        color:var(--pink);
+                        font-size:2rem;
+                    }
+                    .subtitle {
+                        color:var(--subtext);
+                    }
+                    .card {
+                        background:rgba(49,50,68,.85);
+                        border-radius:16px;
+                        padding:1rem;
+                        margin:1rem 0;
+                        border:1px solid rgba(245,194,231,.15);
+                        transition:.2s ease;
+                    }
+                    .card:hover {
+                        transform:translateY(-3px);
+                        border-color:var(--pink);
+                    }
+                    a {
+                        color:var(--blue);
+                        text-decoration:none;
+                        word-break:break-all;
+                    }
+                    a:hover {
+                        color:var(--pink);
+                    }
+                    .date {
+                        margin-top:.5rem;
+                        color:var(--subtext);
+                        font-size:.85rem;
+                    }
+                </style> 
+            </head> 
+            <body> 
+                <div class="container"> 
+                    <h1>🌙 stupid.cat Sitemap</h1> 
+                    <p class="subtitle">A map of everything on the site.</p> 
+                    <xsl:for-each select="s:urlset/s:url"> 
+                        <div class="card"> 
+                            <a href="{s:loc}"> 
+                                <xsl:value-of select="s:loc"/> 
+                            </a> 
+                            <div class="date">Last updated:
+                                <xsl:value-of select="s:lastmod"/> 
+                            </div> 
+                        </div> 
+                    </xsl:for-each> 
+                </div> 
+            </body> 
+        </html> 
+    </xsl:template> 
+</xsl:stylesheet>
