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-A private domain for <a href="https://a.stupid.cat">Ari</a> and friends to get funny subdomains, and save money on the increasing price of domains.
+<!doctype html>
+<html lang="en">
+
+<head>
+  <meta charset="utf-8">
+  <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
+  <title>stupid.cat</title>
+  <meta name="description" content="A private domain for Ari and friends to grab funny subdomains and dodge rising domain prices.">
+  <meta name="theme-color" content="#cba6f7">
+  <meta name="robots" content="noindex">
+  <style>
+    :root {
+      --base: #1e1e2e;
+      --text: #cdd6f4;
+      --muted: #a6adc8;
+      --mauve: #cba6f7;
+    }
+    html, body { height: 100%; margin: 0; }
+    body {
+      display: grid;
+      place-items: center;
+      padding: 1.5rem;
+      box-sizing: border-box;
+      background: var(--base);
+      color: var(--text);
+      font: 1.125rem/1.6 ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, sans-serif;
+      text-align: center;
+    }
+    main { max-width: 32rem; }
+    a {
+      color: var(--mauve);
+      text-decoration: none;
+      border-bottom: 1px solid transparent;
+    }
+    a:hover { border-bottom-color: currentColor; }
+    .tag {
+      margin-top: 1.25rem;
+      font-size: 0.875rem;
+      color: var(--muted);
+    }
+  </style>
+</head>
+
+<body>
+  <main>
+    <p>A private domain for <a href="https://a.stupid.cat">Ari</a> and friends to grab funny subdomains and save money on the ever-rising price of domains.</p>
+    <p class="tag">A proper site is on the way.</p>
+  </main>
+</body>
+
+</html>
