diff --git a/css/sitemap.xsl b/css/sitemap.xsl
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..eaeea1d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/css/sitemap.xsl
@@ -0,0 +1,96 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> 
+<xsl:stylesheet version="1.0" xmlns:xsl="http://www.w3.org/1999/XSL/Transform" xmlns:s="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9"> 
+    <xsl:output method="html" encoding="UTF-8"/> 
+    <xsl:template match="/"> 
+        <html> 
+            <head> 
+                <title>c.stupid.cat Sitemap</title> 
+                <style>
+                    @font-face {
+                        font-family: 'Comic Code';
+                        src: url('/css/fonts/ComicCode.woff2');
+                    }
+                    :root {
+                        --base: #1e1e2e;
+                        --mantle: #181825;
+                        --crust: #11111b;
+                        --surface: #313244;
+                        --text: #cdd6f4;
+                        --subtext: #a6adc8;
+                        --pink: #f5c2e7;
+                        --blue: #89b4fa;
+                    }
+                    * {
+                        box-sizing: border-box;
+                    }
+                    body {
+                        min-height: 100vh;
+                        margin: 0;
+                        padding: 2rem 1rem;
+                        font-family: "Comic Code", monospace;
+                        background:
+                        linear-gradient(
+                        135deg,
+                        var(--base),
+                        var(--mantle) 60%,
+                        var(--crust)
+                        );
+                        color: var(--text);
+                    }
+                    .container {
+                        max-width: 850px;
+                        margin:auto;
+                    }
+                    h1 {
+                        color:var(--pink);
+                        font-size:2rem;
+                    }
+                    .subtitle {
+                        color:var(--subtext);
+                    }
+                    .card {
+                        background:rgba(49,50,68,.85);
+                        border-radius:16px;
+                        padding:1rem;
+                        margin:1rem 0;
+                        border:1px solid rgba(245,194,231,.15);
+                        transition:.2s ease;
+                    }
+                    .card:hover {
+                        transform:translateY(-3px);
+                        border-color:var(--pink);
+                    }
+                    a {
+                        color:var(--blue);
+                        text-decoration:none;
+                        word-break:break-all;
+                    }
+                    a:hover {
+                        color:var(--pink);
+                    }
+                    .date {
+                        margin-top:.5rem;
+                        color:var(--subtext);
+                        font-size:.85rem;
+                    }
+                </style> 
+            </head> 
+            <body> 
+                <div class="container"> 
+                    <h1>🌙 c.stupid.cat Sitemap</h1> 
+                    <p class="subtitle">A map of everything on the site.</p> 
+                    <xsl:for-each select="s:urlset/s:url"> 
+                        <div class="card"> 
+                            <a href="{s:loc}"> 
+                                <xsl:value-of select="s:loc"/> 
+                            </a> 
+                            <div class="date">Last updated:
+                                <xsl:value-of select="s:lastmod"/> 
+                            </div> 
+                        </div> 
+                    </xsl:for-each> 
+                </div> 
+            </body> 
+        </html> 
+    </xsl:template> 
+</xsl:stylesheet>
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diff --git a/index.html b/index.html
index 011be95..9c62b28 100644
--- a/index.html
+++ b/index.html
@@ -17,7 +17,8 @@
     <link rel="icon" type="image/svg+xml" href="/assets/favicon/favicon.svg">
 
     <!-- SEO Meta Tags -->
-    <meta name="description" content="The homepage and hub for everything Clove Twilight — projects, music, Discord presence, dev stats, and more.">
+    <meta name="description"
+        content="The homepage and hub for everything Clove Twilight — projects, music, Discord presence, dev stats, and more.">
     <meta name="keywords" content="Clove Twilight, c.stupid.cat, portfolio, personal, developer, homepage">
     <meta name="author" content="doughmination">
     <meta name="robots" content="index, follow, max-image-preview:large, max-snippet:-1, max-video-preview:-1">
@@ -33,18 +34,38 @@
 
     <!-- Open Graph / Discord / Facebook -->
     <meta property="og:image" content="https://c.stupid.cat/assets/favicon/favicon.png">
+    <meta property="og:image:alt" content="Clove Twilight logo">
     <meta property="og:site_name" content="c.stupid.cat">
     <meta property="og:title" content="Clove Twilight">
-    <meta property="og:description" content="The homepage and hub for everything Clove Twilight — projects, music, Discord presence, dev stats, and more.">
+    <meta property="og:description"
+        content="The homepage and hub for everything Clove Twilight — projects, music, Discord presence, dev stats, and more.">
     <meta property="og:type" content="website">
     <meta property="og:url" content="https://c.stupid.cat">
     <meta property="og:locale" content="en_GB">
 
     <!-- Twitter Card -->
     <meta name="twitter:image" content="https://c.stupid.cat/assets/favicon/favicon.png">
+    <meta name="twitter:creator" content="@DoughminCEO">
+    <meta name="twitter:site" content="@DoughminCEO">
     <meta name="twitter:card" content="summary">
     <meta name="twitter:title" content="Clove Twilight">
-    <meta name="twitter:description" content="The homepage and hub for everything Clove Twilight — projects, music, Discord presence, dev stats, and more.">
+    <meta name="twitter:description"
+        content="The homepage and hub for everything Clove Twilight — projects, music, Discord presence, dev stats, and more.">
+
+    <script type="application/ld+json">
+{
+  "@context":"https://schema.org",
+  "@type":"Person",
+  "name":"Clove Twilight",
+  "url":"https://c.stupid.cat",
+  "sameAs":[
+    "https://github.com/doughmination",
+    "https://discord.com/users/1464890289922641993",
+    "https://stupid.cat",
+    "https://x.com/DoughminCEO"
+  ]
+}
+</script>
 
     <!-- Prefetch other pages for faster navigation -->
     <link rel="prefetch" href="/cool-people">
@@ -57,7 +78,7 @@
 </head>
 
 <body>
-<header class="nav">
+    <header class="nav">
         <nav class="nav-links">
             <a class="nav-link selected" data-href="/">Home</a>
             <a class="nav-link" data-href="/cool-people">Cool People</a>
@@ -87,10 +108,7 @@
     <script src="/js/fronting.js"></script>
     <!-- lanyard.cafe keyring (webring) — styled to match the site in css/main.css (#lc-embed) -->
     <script src="https://lanyard.cafe/api/embed.js" data-theme="dark"></script>
-    <script src="/js/visitor-counter.js"
-        data-target="#visitor-counter"
-        data-namespace="clove-is-a-dev"
-        data-key="hits"
+    <script src="/js/visitor-counter.js" data-target="#visitor-counter" data-namespace="clove-is-a-dev" data-key="hits"
         data-label="visitors"></script>
 </body>
 
diff --git a/robots.txt b/robots.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c42f641
--- /dev/null
+++ b/robots.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+User-agent: Googlebot
+Disallow: 
+User-agent: googlebot-image
+Disallow: 
+User-agent: googlebot-mobile
+Disallow: 
+User-agent: *
+Disallow: /
+Disallow: /cgi-bin/
+Sitemap: https://c.stupid.cat/sitemap.xml
diff --git a/sitemap.xml b/sitemap.xml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5fbb2b6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/sitemap.xml
@@ -0,0 +1,47 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
+
+<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="/css/sitemap.xsl"?>
+
+<urlset xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9">
+
+    <url>
+        <loc>https://c.stupid.cat/</loc>
+        <lastmod>2026-06-20T20:56:16+00:00</lastmod>
+    </url>
+
+    <url>
+        <loc>https://c.stupid.cat/cool-people/</loc>
+        <lastmod>2026-06-24T04:46:56+00:00</lastmod>
+    </url>
+
+    <url>
+        <loc>https://c.stupid.cat/dev-info/</loc>
+        <lastmod>2026-06-24T04:46:56+00:00</lastmod>
+    </url>
+
+    <url>
+        <loc>https://c.stupid.cat/discord/</loc>
+        <lastmod>2026-06-24T07:33:08+00:00</lastmod>
+    </url>
+
+    <url>
+        <loc>https://c.stupid.cat/projects/</loc>
+        <lastmod>2026-06-24T04:46:56+00:00</lastmod>
+    </url>
+
+    <url>
+        <loc>https://c.stupid.cat/music/</loc>
+        <lastmod>2026-06-24T23:38:23+00:00</lastmod>
+    </url>
+
+    <url>
+        <loc>https://c.stupid.cat/88x31/</loc>
+        <lastmod>2026-06-25T14:38:21+00:00</lastmod>
+    </url>
+
+    <url>
+        <loc>https://c.stupid.cat/guestbook/</loc>
+        <lastmod>2026-06-24T04:46:56+00:00</lastmod>
+    </url>
+
+</urlset>
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